How to buy a dragon

How to buy a dragon

Pet-shops are filled by guinea pigs, small fishes and other small nonsense. Cats and dogs run on streets: take - I do not want. Even purchase of an elephant is not represented such an unsolvable problem: it is enough to go to the director of a zoo and to ask how much today elephants. But here purchase of a dragon - quite another matter...

Instruction

1. If you want to combine purchase of a dragon with a travel to exotic countries, go to China for New year. On a Gregorian calendar it is the period from January 20th to February 20th. Wait for ""dancings of dragons"" and take an interest whether it is possible to get one dragon as a pet.

2. One more place where it is possible to go in search of dragons, - Scandinavia. Severe Vikings are the skillful seafarers going from the Scandinavian coast to strange lands even appropriated to the warships the name ""Viking ships"" that is meant by ""dragon"". Be beaten to archeologists, and, perhaps, you will manage to dig out together with them the remains of the ship of Vikings which nose will be for certain decorated with the head of a dragon. Or you can go to one of the museums and cope there - suddenly there is a dragon for sale?.

3. You can look narrowly, however, and at widely known reptiles. To your city for certain there came (and more than once) some terrarium. Go to look at crocodiles and snakes, and for certain someone from the presented beings - lizards, iguanas, chameleons - for certain will remind you a dragon from fairy tales. Of course, keeping of such ""dragon"" will cost a pretty penny, but the real dragon for certain will be more expensive.

4. If you want a dragon, but not reduced copy, go to Zoological Museum. Perhaps, there will sell you a skeleton of a tyrannosaur full-scale. You can also go to the Jurassic Park to Steven Spielberg. The completeness of feelings and unforgettable impressions are guaranteed. And if some dragon too gets naughty and will create problems to owners of the park, it with pleasure (and, maybe, even at a discount) will sell to you.

5. As a last resort go to some fantastic country (recently they especially divorced much). Begin with Hogwarts, inquire - and at way! Also do not forget about dollar and euro exchange rate - not in all places where dragons are on sale, accept rubles.

Author: «MirrorInfo» Dream Team


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