What to do if the wife found at you in a pocket someone else's shorts? To lie? To tell the truth? Everything depends only on you. But there are several advice which will help to soften blow to family life a little.
Did you start an affair on the party, and the wife declassified you? And now aggressively twirls by someone else's women's shorts at you before a nose? How to be in such situation what to tell and what to do? Situation is extremely bad, but not the most disastrous.
If you do not want to tell the truth
Even if you were driven into the corner, you still can tell lies. For what reasons – business especially your personal. But if decided not to tell the truth, then make everything intelligently. For example, you can tell that these shorts bought for the wife, put away them in a pocket and several days forget them to give. It will work if figures at your wife and the mistress identical. If the size obviously different, then It is necessary to tellIt is necessary to tell something else.
If you lie to the spouse, then lie up to the end, do not confess. If the size of shorts does not suit your wife, then can tell that found them, for example, reeled up on an exhaust pipe of the car. Let better the wife think that someone revenges you or unsuccessfully jokes on you, than suspects of treason. The history is sillier, the simpler to believe in it. It is not necessary to invent something extravagant, rather simple story. Quiet tone, without share of panic be in good voice. As option, you can tell that the wife nearly caught your friend on treason, and you saved it the fact that you took away someone else's shorts. And then just forgot them to throw out or to give therefore they appeared in your pocket. Warn the friend about the legend then that the wife could check reliability of your words. Tell that someone threw to you them, and you did not even notice. Hold the ground. If told that you do not know, from where this underwear in your pocket, then bend the line up to the end firmly and it is sure. You can even take the offensive, having declared mistrust of the spouse to you. It is the best protection in such situations.
Only the truth, any lie
If you do not like to lie to the wife, then it is better to tell the truth. Whatever it was. If you really got an intrigue on the party, then tell about this spouse. Do not you want to lose it? Tell about the motives. For example, that you very much love the wife, and she became too cold with you. Try to explain that these shorts in a pocket, as well as their owner, for you only an episode, no more than that. Remember that, having even told lies, you will insinuate at the spouses. It will become more suspicious, will check more often you and your things. Not only pockets, but also phone, for example. Try to keep the relations with the spouse if you need really it. And, of course, break off the relations with the owner of the ill-fated shorts from your pocket.