The enormous, witty, amusing, dizzy, creative and interesting statuses on social network VKontakte will force other users to pay attention to your page. With the interesting status the day becomes brighter, and life is more cheerful. It is a great way to keep in contact with the friends.
Music
The simplest option is nothing to write, and to put music to which you listen at present in the status. Music – a great way to keep in touch with friends when there are not enough words.
What you do what you think of that you feel
It is interesting to people to know what is done what think of and that others feel. Do not neglect it. Write what you feel and that you think. There is nothing more original, than independently introduced idea or opinion.
Quotes
Day always begins differently, with different mood. Sometimes there is desire to philosophize and pulls to state something eternal and thoughtful. But if poor language is mute and falters with formulations, do not feel ashamed to borrow expression from a treasury wise and well-known. The tsar Solomon, Sophocles, Confucius, the famous writers and actors, athletes and prophets, artists and inventors already worked for you in a field of original phrases. So do not hesitate and use experience of the mighty of the earth.
Slogans and verses
A great way to be not only the good friend, but also leader is to think up some bright slogan or an appeal. "Give to girls tulips!" - as relevant it sounds on the eve of March 8. You will lead people, and it inspires.
Any positive affirmation configures thoughts on a creative harmony and is very useful to health. And if it is stated in verses, then is perfectly remembered.
Word-play
Take any hackneyed phrase or a popular expression or the phrase which is often used by people. Also change it. Let's say you gathered several extra kilos, and you are overcome by desire to report about it to the first comer, to share become painful in the status. You do not hurry to be boring and persuasive. Write something original, for example: "In me weight was installed".
All relish of word-play that it sounds funny and at the same time intrigues, adding expression a certain implication.
Intended errors
Write a misspelled word and do it intentionally. It is good if in it some play of meanings is concluded. "Distributed all the coupons in a sunbed pale". Yes, at first sight – the error and if to look narrowly, then is not present. Do not shun to make appreciable spelling errors. Provoke. "It is interesting to me which of you noticed?" Somebody will surely pay attention and will answer you. Be at one and will check friends for literacy. Also remember a great and mighty mother tongue.
Paradoxes and puns
The pun is a same word-play, only in verses. In a pun the same at first sight a word repeats. But it is two different words or phrases which sound equally. Sometimes in a pun the same word, but in different meanings is used. Mayakovsky was a big fan of puns. So to you is from whom to learn. Of course, Mayakovsky lived during other era therefore try to remain on trend. Do you love fishing? Be more interesting. Tell about it by means of a pun: "I not in network – left to shower networks".
Words from a song which is pleasant
Many amazing songs exist. And there are just songs which are pleasant. Happens, some line in a refrain so will hook that there is desire to repeat it again and again. It is quite possible to decorate with a line from the pleasant song the status.
Japanese hoyka
Japanese a hoyka are short tercets. Follow of Japanese an example on ability to be short and capacious. For writing a hoyka it is not necessary to suffer and select rhymes long. It they are also good. The best a hoyka are written on a breath and an exhalation. A breath – the first line. An exhalation – the second and third.
Changes in life
It is not obligatory to write about important events at all though the child's birth, the marriage and other joyful changes in human life always draw attention of people around. But it is possible to share also something less considerable. Do you have a new handbag, mobile, hair color or the car? So brag.
Bible
It sounds as the talk of the town, but the Old and New Testament inspired and will inspire. At all it is not obligatory to be the believing person. It is possible to find a set of interesting quotes in the Bible.